* Adapted from a comic I made for middaypyjamas.com *
INT. HOUSE – DAY
Two animated characters stand in a basic room. They look like a cross between a simplified Tim Burton animation and a Jim Davies cartoon. They are GHOST, who believe it or not, is a small hovering ghost, somewhat adorable, and TOP HAT, a tall thin guy in a long sleeve top and yes, wearing a top hat.
GHOST
(excited)
Do you know what today is?
TOP HAT
Wha-
GHOST
IT’S OPPOSITE DAY!
TOP HAT
What’s that?
GHOST
It’s a day where all day you do the opposite of what you usually do.
TOP HAT
(suspicious)
So why aren’t you being weird?
GHOST
Well usually on opposite day I do the opposite of what I usually do.
TOP HAT
So you’re doing the opposite?
GHOST
Yes.
TOP HAT
Which is to be normal.
GHOST
Yes.
Top Hat turns to walk away.
TOP HAT
You’re an idiot.
Ghost considers this for a beat. Then calls out to the now off screen Top Hat.
GHOST
DOES THAT MEAN I’M A GENIUS?
